Shakespeare's Bard of Soap
 
Is your social life most Tragical? Then stir not a cauldron, but your courage!
This bar is charming enough. A froth of honey & oatmeal, an exfoliating spell “like a hell-broth boil and bubble,” to scour away woes fouler than any plague.
All’s well that cleanses well with this curious soap, a Groats-Worth of Witte for those who’d rather wash than wallow.