Take it daily — no prescription required! Whether you're diving into deep thoughts or just trying to remember where you left off, this bookmark has you covered. It’s the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, with just enough humor to keep you hydrated, mentally speaking.
So, go ahead. Mark your page, sip on some knowledge, and consume responsibly. Recommended for use in all reading activities, from novels to self-help to mystery thrillers!
Warning: Side effects may include increased laughter, sharp thinking, and a profound sense of superiority over non-bookmark users.